Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

(micro-review)

Genre: Comedy;

Release date: 25-Oct-2016 ;

Overview:

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Features:

Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, with more additions to follow soon.
4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

You play the game by taking turns picking words. Ideally you'll touch on a sensitive subject for your opponent or make the insults long. That's pretty much it. You can "insult your CPU" or play against other people online or hotseat. There are a few things to unlock (three characters and a "conflict scenario") but this can only be done in single player and the conditions are hidden.

Rating: Elderberries.

Recommendation: It can be really fun for a while but it can get pretty repetitive, and you can't deny it!

Article date: 09-Nov-2016

Comedy

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Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

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